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Unforgettable  Quotes

Oil Bandits

"They were petrofied"
"Let's intertwingle"
"Please me if you can"
"Some can read palms, tarot cards, or tea leaves; I can read a vagina."

 

Heiress

"Why do men have nipples"

"Botcha Galoop"

"Are the new bra cups really based on mugs?"
"I love your pointy ass!"

 

We Did It

"They call her Pisher because she stands when she pees."
"Let me see your hickey!"
"Why do all men wake up hard?"

 




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